BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN

That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep right through it.

That every clock on campus shows a different time.

That if you were smart in high school -- so what?

That I would go to a party the night before a final.

That chem labs require more time than all my classes put together.

That you can know everything and fail a test.

That you can know nothing and ace a test.

That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate.

That most of my education would be obtained outside of my classes.

That I would be one of those people my parents warned me about.

That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.

That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics, and Physics is really Math.