THE BENEFITS OF OLDER CHICKS...

- An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

- An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea.

- The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets... which is why nature intended young guys to go out with older women and young women to go out with older men.

- An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!

- Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call...

- Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out.

- An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.