BIBLE RIDDLES

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.

A. 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home

Q. After the flood, how many people left the ark ahead of Noah?

A. 3 because the Bible says that Noah went forth out of the ark

Q. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?

A. When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.

Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before?

Q. If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?

A. No, he already fell for it once.

Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Q. Who was the straightest man in the bible?

A. Joseph, because the Pharaoh made him a ruler.