Black Box
An old lady was dying, and her husband was sitting by her side, when the wife turned to her husband and said "I have to tell you something, in my underwear drawer is a Black Box. Look inside and come back and tell me what you see"
So the Husband left and went home to look in the Black Box and he found $50,000.00 and Three Eggs.
The next day the husband went back to see his wife and said " I found $50,000.00 and Three Eggs" and then he asked, "what did it all mean"?
The wife replied " Each time we made love and I was disappointed I put an egg in the box."
The Husband smiled because there were so few eggs, but the wife quickly noticed the smile out of the corner of her eye, and said "Every time I collected 1 dozen eggs, I would sell the eggs in the market and put the money in the Black Box.