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SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN

A Guide To Arab Democracies

A Hiker's Guide To The Ho Chi Minh Trail

Advanced Macintosh User's Guide

Blacks I Met While Yachting

Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors

Excellence In The CFL

Fast And Efficient Windows Applications

How To Be A Good Sport, by Tonya Harding

How To Win The Super Bowl, by Jim Kelly

Jewish Business Ethics

Keebler Elves That Touch Themselves

My Life As A Woman, by Martina Navratilova

The Engineer's Guide to Fashion

Young, Single Males Speak Out Against Masturbation

Children's Books You Will Never See

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly!

Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America -- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

All Dogs Go to Hell

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet be Friends?

Bi-Curious George

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry