The top Thanksgiving cliches that sound dirty, but aren't.

1.Wow, Janie, that's an impressive spread.

2.I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

3.Talk about a huge breast.

4.Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

5.It's Cool Whip time

6.If I don't unbutton my pants, I'll burst. (Note: when heard in the White House, this IS dirty.)

7.Just spread the legs open and stuff it in

8.I didn't expect everyone to come at once.

9.Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest

10.William, don't play with your meat.